Corrupt wish game

[Dimitri Zhukov]

Granted, but you're suddenly compelled to bet it all on a horse race, which you lose. You now live life as a hobo. Hope you look good in bum clothes.

I wish my dog wasn't crippled anymore.

[Zander Alesnia]

Granted, but he dies the next day from a lung disease.


I wish my lips didn't sting

[Selah Belle Madison]

Granted- but instead they fall off and you can't talk. I hope you make a good mime


Iwish bugs were extinct

[Dimitri Zhukov]

Granted, but the roles they filled in nature are now replaced by a swarm of flesh eating flying turtles. Good job, see what you did...killer turtles.

I wish the killer turtles were gone.

[Zoe Aves]

Granted. Instead of killer turtles, you get mutant turtles. Your younger sibling demands that you buy them one (which you do) so they can play with it. Unfortunately, the radioactive waste that made them mutants affects you and your family too so now you're a teenage mutant ninja turtle too. Congrats on the cool ninja skills, though.

I wish that my dog won't ever have to die. He's 16, and my stud-boy. <33

[Caleb Hanson]

Granted. But now all dogs have the ability to never die and they quickly outnumber humans. Within a year humanity is controlled and ruled by dogs and we become their pets.

I wish i could stop time whenever i want.

[Selah Belle Madison]

Granted- but then your wish causes a glitch which stops time indefinately ;D And then we all stay frozen and it gets pretty boring from there.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[Summer Frost]

Granted, but then we get farther and farther away form the sun until the Earth is known as another Gas Giant. Which by then means that we are already gone. Yay, you just ruined the Earth XD

I wish the I had a jetpack.

[ember]

Granted but the jet pack shorts out and blows up half the earth, (it was one powerful jet pack) Nice job, now we have one half of a planet.

Wish I had more wishes.

[Summer Frost]

Granted, but then you get overwhelmed by the wishing power of all the wishes you can wish for. So, you confuse yourself and end up in coma. Ohh, bummer.

I wish that no one went into comas. (I saved you)

[ember]

Granted, but then people who are in pain don't black out so they just die instead. Now docters half to find a new way of saving people.

I wish that I had a ice cream cone that wouldn't melt, wouldn't fall onto the floor, wouldn't be eatin by anyone but me, and wouldn't suck. (thank you XD)

[Summer Frost]

Granted, but you keep wanting it and wanting it until soon enough you weigh 3,00 pounds and have to be rolled and shoved to get into a car or to go to different places.

I wish I had a jetpack that never got damaged or never blew up. (But, you just killed yourself because you said everyone dies and then and then I had said you got in coma, nooooo I wasn't able to save you). *Whimpers sorry*

[Selah Belle Madison]

Granted- but then you never land and you eventually wind up in outer space and die because of lack of oxygen. Tough luck ;D

I wish My phone wouldn't die

[Zero Zag]

Granted, but then your phone becomes a transformer and makes you go insane because it won't stop ringing. It follows you everywhere, and ends up getting you in a lot of trouble because you can't turn it off.

I wish I never got sick.

[Selah Belle Madison]

Granted, but then you live forever and watch everyone you ever care about die. And even if you wanted to die you couldn't because you can't get sick which in any form gives you the will to die

I wish my computer wasn't so slow..