Corrupt wish game

[Summer Frost]

]Granted, but then it starts going to fast and it flashes a ton giving you seizures and then then monitor blackens out and freezes.

I wish that no one wishes went bad.

[Selah Belle Madison]

Granted- but then everything in the world is right and happy and perfect and BORING, thank you, you just made people get shot for parking in front of a fire hydrant


I wish that commercials didn't take so long

[Skii Rose Reeve]

granted but you get so in to a tv show you miss the best part because you had to pee and there were no breaks

I wish bug bite weren't itchy

[Summer Frost]

Granted, so instead of being itchy, every single one get's infected. Some are soo bad that they have to amputate body parts. Nice going, now you will be missing an arm.

I wish that school was never invented and almost everyone was born smart.

[Dimitri Zhukov]

Granted, but in this perfect Utopia, vast world war breaks out over who was born the most smart, thus ending all life.

I wish I could explode my enemies' heads with my brain.

[Zander Alesnia]

Granted, but it goes all wrong and you end up having the power to blow up your friends head, and you can't control it.


I wish that Demon's wish didn't go wrong.

[Summer Frost]

Granted, but then it get's even worse and he blows up himself. Awww, Demon's gone.

I wish there were no more wars.

[Felix Sbarge]

Granted, but then every argument was decided over Rock, Paper, Scissors, and as luck would have it, Russians are very good at that game. Good job, now we're all Communists.

I wish everyone was left-handed.

[David Frost]

Granted, but then the life expectancy dropped since right-handed people live eight years longer. Which causes the world to go into sudden chaos.

I wish that I could win every race I raced in.

[Zoe Aves]

Wish granted! However, because you are unstoppable while racing, you are banned from participating in any other sport by your personal trainer. You then lead a very boring life running around everywhere. People stop coming to see you run because you just don't interest them anymore. Your personal trainer embezzles all of your savings and you go bankrupt.

I wish that I could ride my horse every day.

[Fidel Mantangra]

Granted~! Some a** glued your but to your horse, you're jut about as good as a Centaur now... except a whole lot less cool.

I wish... I wish I knew what to wish for!

[Zero Zag]

Granted, but since you used a wish to know what you wanted to wish for, you received no wish. You go insane from not being able to think of that wish beforehand, and you start begging people to ask if they would give their wish to you instead.

I wish I could never get tired,

[Selah Belle Madison]

Granted- but then you end up never sleeping and you slowly go insane and start to see weird things (Oh, look! A pretty 5 legge'd unicorn on a purple person! ;D )

I wish WW3 came

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Granted. The Neo-Nazi's invade your home and rape you for kicks.

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I wish I could grow mangoes in New York.

[Dimitri Zhukov]

granted, and with your new NY mango crop you start a booming business empire, but like with most, you're involved in a hostile take-over, and are left penniless.

I wish I had a million dollars.