Corrupt wish game

[Head Of Administration]

ok so this is how it works.

1) I say something like " I wish i had a pony"
2) Someone replies like "Granted, but it ran away"
3) Then that someone wishes their own wish :3

it's simple

I wish my sister wasn't graduating and moving away.

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Wish granted; however that means your sister can never graduate, so she's sucking your parents money like a mosquito, living in their house until she grows old and dies....

Serious sadness.

I wish I could find a new job y-y

[Summer Frost]

You do, but it is working with dead bodies that you have to cut open.

I wish I could get accepted to UC Davis.

[magnus]

Granted - But your letter got lost in the post, so you fail to turn up.

I wish I had a quadbike with rockets.

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Granted, but the rockets are unstable and explode. Congratulations -- you have a big heap of melted metal to be proud of.

I wish I had infinite muse!

[Rose Graham]

Granted, but then dear, you would never want to stop writing, and then your whole life would fall apart. Food would never get eaten, you would never see the sun again, and your fingers actually might fall off. Bleh. So, if we're talking dramatic, you might die. Sorry.

I wish I could fly!

[Fidel Mantangra]

Granted! You are a fly now, enjoy and beware frogs!

I wish there were no hypothetical situations..

[noella]

Granted! There are no more hypothecitcal situations and now everything is boring.

I wish I had a cupcake...

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Granted but the cupcake is so minuscule you don't see it and accidentally step on it. Squish! Oh noes!

I wish it wasn't so hot ,_,

[magnus]

Granted - now you have nuclear winter and we all freeze to death. Thanks.

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world at any given time!

[Alexis Hawkings]

Granted, but it would make you radioactive, so you'd die of radiation poisoning in a couple of days.

I wish I was better with acrylic paints.

[Lykaios Minsi]

Granted! You become a world famous artist, but because of that you become out of touch with reality and spend up all your money. You become in debt, and therefore live in a cardboard box the rest of your sad life.

And you have no more money to buy paints.

~I wish I could travel around the world.

[magnus]

Granted - But you die of culture shock. Almost literally.

I wish I could go to the moon!

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Granted, but they forgot to give you a space suit so your lungs implode from the ... whatever it is up there >.>' -cough-

I wish I had money to buy all the ingredients I'd ever need for my cooking experiments ^-^

[Trent Lawson]

Granted, but then all your money goes towards cooking and you get kicked out of your house cos you can't pay your house payments.

I wish I could take first place in every barrel racing competition I enterd ^.^