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Post by Liam Burrow on May 31, 2010 0:19:50 GMT -4
Granted, but you relieve yourself by covering your desk, shoes, and cat in puke. gross.
I wish I had some stamps.
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Post by sully on May 31, 2010 1:07:44 GMT -4
Granted but they're exceedingly rare, causing an army of stamp collectors to raid your house in a desperate attempt at retrieving the stamps, killing you in the process. Oh, humanity...
I wish I was tired so I could just go to bed.
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Post by adagio on May 31, 2010 1:11:48 GMT -4
Wish granted, but then you accidentally sleep over half of your life away and wake up 50 years older. :C
I wish I could eat some cream puffs right now!
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Post by Rose Graham on May 31, 2010 1:27:46 GMT -4
Granted, but you eat too much and get really, really fat.
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Post by sully on May 31, 2010 1:34:25 GMT -4
Granted but when a famine strikes you have no fat to sustain you, and you die painfully while the fatass next door eats the last bag of Cheetohs and watches.
I wish I could control my body heat with my mind.
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Murazar Dauthi
Sociology
Self Defense 103-104
The Shadow of Death
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Post by Murazar Dauthi on May 31, 2010 2:00:26 GMT -4
Granted, but you end up losing control over something you already have. Your bowels, now everytime you poop or pee it happens right that moment. So you forever have to change your pants and have to stay away from social situations which makes you die extremely unhappy, depressed. Heck you probably hung yourself
I wish I could start a one man war like rambo and survive in the exact shape I am now without anything horrible that would happen to me.
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Post by magnus on May 31, 2010 7:02:48 GMT -4
Granted - The war ends.....a few day later, a piano falls from the sky and crushes you.
I wish I had abs of steel.
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Post by sully on May 31, 2010 12:02:41 GMT -4
Granted, but they begin to rust and it hurts for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a picture in my signature.
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Natsumi Sayuri
Vocal Music
Grade 10
An ordinary girl, an ordinary waist, but {ordinary} is just not good enough t o d a y
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Post by Natsumi Sayuri on May 31, 2010 13:51:15 GMT -4
Granted, but the person who went out of their way to give it to you is very, very bad at making signatures. It looks ... well let's just say you were better off without one.
I wish I could sit outside and post. (damn glare!)
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Post by Rose Graham on May 31, 2010 13:55:01 GMT -4
Granted, but then you cause Audrey all sorts of hideous problems because being outside puts steroids to your muse and you can NEVER STOP WRITING. EVER.
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Post by sully on May 31, 2010 14:15:13 GMT -4
Granted but it's so good that when it's sold out at the bookstore, people hunt you down, kill you, and take your book.
I wish I didn't have acne.
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Post by kahlilia on May 31, 2010 15:39:06 GMT -4
Granted. But now everyone who does have acne chase you until you tell them why you don't have acne.
I wish I could see Twilight 3: Eclipse.
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Post by deimonallred on May 31, 2010 15:42:49 GMT -4
Granted, but it's such a let down you sue the producers for their crappy job. I wish I had the money to go to college.  |
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Aoi Park
Instrumental Music
Grade 11
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Post by Aoi Park on May 31, 2010 15:46:08 GMT -4
You do! But you get it by selling candy to little children and are later arrested for illegal candy selling.
I wish I had my blanket.
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Natsumi Sayuri
Vocal Music
Grade 10
An ordinary girl, an ordinary waist, but {ordinary} is just not good enough t o d a y
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Post by Natsumi Sayuri on May 31, 2010 16:23:37 GMT -4
Granted, but because it's 100 degrees out you die of heat exhaustion.
I wish I could control my muse .__. so I can stop writing when I'm already ahead of myself.
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