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Post by tilly on May 31, 2010 16:29:12 GMT -4
Granted, but since your muse is so perfectly controlled, you never stop writing-- not even to eat or sleep.
I wish the playing the banjo didn't hurt my fingers so much.
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Post by Head Of Administration on May 31, 2010 16:30:12 GMT -4
It doesn't anymore...because you forgot how to play. I wish that I could actually shift into an animal
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Post by kahlilia on May 31, 2010 16:32:46 GMT -4
Granted. However, now because you shift into a lion, the U.S. army kidnaps you and demands that you fight for them in the war.
I wish the army would release our awesome admin.
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Natsumi Sayuri
Vocal Music Grade 10
An ordinary girl, an ordinary waist, but {ordinary} is just not good enough t o d a y
Posts: 418
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Post by Natsumi Sayuri on May 31, 2010 16:44:34 GMT -4
Granted, but that's only because he's dead. You killed our admin!
I wish.............. I had more strawberries.
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Post by tilly on May 31, 2010 16:46:31 GMT -4
Granted, but now you have so many strawberries that you're literally drowning in them... good luck trying to find your way out!
I wish it wasn't raining so hard outside...
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Murazar Dauthi
Sociology Self Defense 103-104
The Shadow of Death
Posts: 90
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Post by Murazar Dauthi on May 31, 2010 16:46:42 GMT -4
Granted, Now its so hot outside you die of heat stroke.
I wish I wasn't as insane as I am now.
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Natsumi Sayuri
Vocal Music Grade 10
An ordinary girl, an ordinary waist, but {ordinary} is just not good enough t o d a y
Posts: 418
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Post by Natsumi Sayuri on May 31, 2010 17:02:17 GMT -4
(that's not always a bad thing Tilly!)
Granted. But now you're just a boor and no one wants to talk to you.
I wish I knew what to buy to fix my computer.
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Post by Karter Orcabi on May 31, 2010 17:38:49 GMT -4
Granted. You buy something and it fixes your computer, but breaks your stapler instead.
I wish I could discover a new animal
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Post by jessi on May 31, 2010 17:57:00 GMT -4
Granted, but it is poisonous and lethally bites you before you can claim the discovery.
I wish my college would give me a full-ride scholarship.
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Post by sully on May 31, 2010 19:34:16 GMT -4
Granted, but in return you must give them all of your fingers.
I wish I had more committed voters for the student council election tomorrow. At least my speech will win people over *loves The Office speech parody*
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Anja Boujinsky
Entomology Grade 11
Who am I to change the world, but change itself?
Posts: 255
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Post by Anja Boujinsky on Jun 2, 2010 0:41:01 GMT -4
Granted.
You hear the sounds of grouped yelling as you're about to enter to make your speech. You're all dressed up, and you're confident, but you're scared. What could they be so excited about? As you enter, a big surprises captures you. You're watching what looks like the entire student body dancing around and acting as if they're animals. Look! There's a student biting a teachers leg. You're sure they've gone nuts, and you're right. Because you see men in little white coats, and they're coming to take them away. Committed voters all lined up for the asylum, just like you wished for, kinda.
I wish I would stop letting everything distract me from posts.
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Natsumi Sayuri
Vocal Music Grade 10
An ordinary girl, an ordinary waist, but {ordinary} is just not good enough t o d a y
Posts: 418
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Post by Natsumi Sayuri on Jun 2, 2010 1:06:26 GMT -4
Granted, but because you're so focused on your posting, you miss a vital conversation regarding your character where it was unanimously decided that we take a bug swatter and hold an event: who can kill the blowfly first?
I wish I didn't mind the heat so much.
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Post by Rose Graham on Jun 2, 2010 10:53:53 GMT -4
Granted, but since you don't mind the heat, you are suddenly really prone to feeling the cold, and everything just keeps getting colder and colder and colder, etc.
I wish my cat wasn't so annoying.
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Post by sully on Jun 3, 2010 0:08:22 GMT -4
Granted, but now it's dead. But hey, at least it's not annoying!
I wish I won the election *lost by a couple of votes after a three-way tie* *is mad*
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Zoe Aves
Forensic Anthropology Grade 11
fly high, girl, but keep your heart grounded
Posts: 64
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Post by Zoe Aves on Jun 3, 2010 8:54:38 GMT -4
Congratulations! You just won the election! However, the stress from running your campaign caused you to shut down and hide in a little hole in your wall for the next year and a half. Don't worry, you might snap out of it in time to run again in two years.
I wish that my eyes would stop watering.
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