Corrupt wish game

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Granted. Now if only you had a monopoly board, you'd be all set.

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I wish I had motivation to continue posting tonight!

[Dimitri Zhukov]

granted. You post and post without rest, eventually causing your wrists to snap off, forever broken. Never shall you rp again. Poor Rin.

I wish i had a new car.

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Granted, but the moment you take that hot ride out for a spin, someone gets jealous of you and keys up the side. O.O nasty.

I wish I had something to drink. Other than water.

[Zero Zag]

Granted, but then you can never leave your computer or stop typing. Your parents have to feed you, and wheel you around as you type. You get arthritis in your hands at an early age, and your legs become weak so that you can no longer stand.

I wish there was no violence in the world.

[Dimitri Zhukov]

((answerin Rin's since Zero was late)

Granted, you now drink only Yak's piss, handy if you're entering beerfest, but not much other wise.

I wish i had some ice cream

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Granted, but dear old mom didn't tell you it belonged to your cousin and you get beat up in the morning. Oh noes!

I wish I was watching something cool right now.

[Dimitri Zhukov]

Granted, you're gifted with a 24 hour viewing station of bum's fighting. It's the number one tv show...somewhere. enjoy.

I wish I could shoot spaghetti from my fingertips.

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Granted, but once everyone realizes this after accidentally outing yourself, they chain you in the kitchen and force you to make tons (and I mean weight, not general LARGENESS!) of spaghetti for those little old ladies. And even some little old men!

I wish I had something clever to say.

[Dimitri Zhukov]

Granted, but the fact that it came from you causes an anti-miracle and thousands of babies die. Good job. You're the reason babies die!

I wish chickens could fly.

[Natsumi Sayuri]

holymotherofgodXDLMFAO!!!!!!!! *dies*

Granted... all chickens can fly, but you've completely ruined Mrs. Tweedy's business. She now has no reason to make Homemade Chicken Pies.

I wish there was such a thing as an Alicia-pie o.o (hah, that's ASKING for it)

[Dimitri Zhukov]

Haha i knew you'd like it.

and up hers, they were all running away one way or another.

Granted, but in order for that to be, i had to kill you, chop you up, and bake you until golden brown on top. Sorry. But you tasted delicious <3 nice and sweet.

I wish there was more Alicia-pie, i ate it all.

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Granted, but since you didn't specify which Alicia, you've ingested a viral plague that will decimate the whole world! Good job, Demmie.

I wish I knew the cure for Cancer.

[Dimitri Zhukov]

(( lol i always knew i'd go out in some awesome way))

Granted. You know it, and you alone. On your way to report it you're struck dumb, deaf, and mute. Sorry. But hey, i still love ya, lol.

I wish I could have a Pet dragon. Toothless ftw!

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Granted; it eats Harley and has to be euthanized. You evil bastard.

I wish I could destroy all the horses in the world. Nasty creatures.

[Dimitri Zhukov]

Harley NOOOOOOO!! poor crippled little man. T-T

Granted horses are all dead, but now how will the Amish get around? They start a movement, accept the 21st century technology and wage war, solely on you!

I wish I could have all the movies in the world on dvd.