Corrupt wish game

[sully]

Granted, but your teeth shine so brightly they blind everyone around you. Eventually, people begin to catch on, and gradually, they leave you. You are now a sad, sad outcast. But hey, your teeth are good!

I wish I didn't have to get up so early every day.

[Zoe Aves]

You are now able to sleep in as late as you want! However, you choose to be a lazy bum and sleep in until noon, eat, and watch TV until you go back to bed. You miss the last days of school (if you're still attending), and never get any of your chores done! Because of your laxness, your parents ground you and force you to get up at three in the morning every day for a month, do your chores, and make them breakfast in bed. So, don't you wish you'd do your work? Now you're a manly maid. Sucks to be you.

I wish: I could stop messing around on here and get some of my work done!

[Daniel Smith]

Granted. You focus and get all your work done as it comes in but because you are so focused on getting your work done you lose touch with all those that you have a relationship with (ie: friends, parents, other family members, your partner -if you have one-, etc.)

I wish boredom was never invented.

[sully]

Granted, but now you're overwhelmed with activities and you slowly degrade into a fun-loving zombie.

I wish I didn't make everyone's wishes seem so depressing.

[Dimitri Zhukov]

Granted, you were never born, therefore you never made wishes depressing.

I wish I could fix all my flaws.

[Brianna Caprice]

Granted, but since you're flawless, everyone becomes extremely jealous and never talks to you again.

I wish my skin would stop breaking out.

[Dimitri Zhukov]

Granted, you now have no skin. You live your life in an oxygen tent because leaving it would mean death. Have a good 'un.

I wish i could get away with murder at my job.

[Zoe Aves]

Granted, you're now filled to the brim with guilt for not confessing to the murder of the person you just killed. For the rest of your life, you were weighed down by the guilt and even when you died, you didn't find peace. Forever you are doomed to regret murdering your co-worker or boss, who ever it was you killed. Sorry, man.

I wish that my eyes didn't hurt so much.

[Dimitri Zhukov]

Granted, those damn things just roll right out of your head. Enjoy a life of darkness. ^^

I wish I had telekinesis.

[Selah Belle Madison]

(I'm guessing by telekinesis you also meant psychokinesis^^)
Granted-now everything around you bends and you lose all your friends because they think you're weird ;D

I wish I could get a job that made good money so I could DO something...

[Summer Frost]

Granted, but it's a job you really dislike because you have to clean out sewers.

I wish I had a sibling.

[Caleb Hanson]

Granted. But it's attached to your neck and hisses at people who talk to you.

I wish autumn would never come...

[David Frost]

Granted, but then all the seasons mix up and it's winter all the time which cause earth to go into another ice age. Which in turn kills everyone. Way to go, you destroyed Earth.

I wish that Obama was not the president.

[Dimitri Zhukov]

((knows someone who agrees with you, big time))

Granted, but some other 3rd party no-body makes it to office, and starts the 3rd world war, killing us all. Which...who knows could still happen. *shrugs*

I wish I could build amazing inventions to bend reality to my will.

[Selah Belle Madison]

Granted-But reality then folds into itself, creating a blackhole and a time loop making it so there is no reality. So now even I'm confused, good jod ;D

I wish I had money.