Corrupt wish game

[Zoe Aves]

Granted! Congratulations, you no longer have a job and can play all day! It's just too bad you're cut off of welfare and have to mooch off of your parents.

I wish my clothes could fold and put themselves away.

[ev]

Your clothes can fold themselves and put themselves away, but now their self aware and are sick of being stuck in closets and drawers, so they start a revolution that ends with all humans on earth being strangled, drowned in washing machines, barbecued in dryers, and of course the ever popular beheaded by the guillotine.

I wish you hadn't made that wish.

[Zoe Aves]

Wish granted! My wish has been taken away--which I'm now glad of, thank you--and people are no longer being assaulted by pieces of clothes. Unfortunately, you didn't wish that people's shoes would stop kicking and mauling everyone they come close to. Dumby! Now I have a giant bruise from your shoe. >

I wish: that we'd think through our ordinary wishes, because weird things always seem to happen because of them.

[Oliver Lacer]

Granted, but then this fun game would fail.

I wish that I could buy all the clothes in the world! . . . that I wanted.

[Zoe Aves]

Your wish has been granted! However, you end up buying too many clothes and have to throw them away, thereby wasting all the money you spent. You're then contacted by the FBI, who are wondering where you'd come to possess illegal aquatic and exotic items of clothing. They take everything you've ever owned, and leave you only with one pair of undergarments. You're then forced to pay huge fines for being in possession of illegal items, so you have to steal a cardboard box and live in that instead. Poor you! xD

i wish: that i could have a McDonalds chocolate shake

[Karlee Lynne Betzina]

Wish granted, but somebody accidently poisened it, and you die. oops.

I wish all the mosquitos would die.

[sully]

Granted, but the change in the environment throws the ecosystem out of whack, and animals begin murdering each other in their confusion. There will be no world by sunrise...

I wish you didn't make that wish.

[Zoe Aves]

Karlee's wish has been taken away. Your wish has come true. But now you can't make any more wishes unless you want to make the Wish Patrol unhappy. Good luck!

I wish people would stop wishing that other people hadn't made their wish because it makes it hard to grant that wish. I also wish that I could fly like my animal shift.

[gingercutie]

Granted, but now everyone is making insane wishes and the world is going crazy! Granted, but then you become endangered like your animal shift and people start hunting you.

I wish that I was a wolf.

[Zander Alesnia]

Granted, but you are hunted down and killed

I wish that this wish was not corrupted.

[deimonallred]

Granted. It self destructed instead. You accidentally made the thread explode.

I wish for world peace!

[Trent Lawson]

Granted. Then because everyone is so friendly, the country becomes over populated so we all start falling into the ocean and dying.

I wish that we never had to sleep.

[Oliver Lacer]

Granted, but now everybody has an extra eight hours in their day that they have no idea what to do with and eventually we all go crazy of boredom.

I wish that I never sunburned.

[Natsumi Sayuri]

Granted; instead you get so pale people think you're sick and you're stalked because everyone loves you and worries about you.

I wish I could find awesome music.

[audrey3]

Granted. Now you have awesome music, congratulations. But it is the same few songs that you get so sick of this 'awesome' music and go insane. (More insane)

I wish that I never had any dental problems. Boo dentists.